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Pure Alchemy Soap feat. Gelatinous Cube Soaps

Created by Cassi Pohlhammer

Gelatinous Cube soaps are handmade vegan jelly soaps that jiggle just like the classic RPG monster and hold sets of dice.

Latest Updates from Our Project:

The Classic Cube Has Been (nearly) Obliterated!
over 3 years ago – Wed, Sep 14, 2022 at 08:32:27 PM

You've done it, adventurers! 

The classic cube has (nearly! $8 to go!) been defeated, but the next is already lined up to take you down and digest your corpse... 

And the Black Pudding is no slouch.

The Black Pudding is scented a creamy blend of coconut milk, black pepper, tonka bean, cypress, and jasmine musk.

But! 

It won't be defeated unless we push to the $6,000 mark, so weaponize your friends and family and aquaintances and let's take down this beast!

And while you're at it, Rem Alternis has two other kickstarters live right now that could use some love. 

Coddlesworth’s Clockwork Circus - Live, ends in 13 hours! - Can be found at https://www.remalternis.com/kick

In Issue #1, two young halflings, Drum and Imari, began their journey to unravel the truth behind a dark legend. Seeking truths that could not be found in their native lands, they ventured forth into a world they never could have imagined.

Now, in Issue #2, after narrowly avoiding disaster in the streets of mehr'Kuldashta, Drum and Imari are escorted by their saviors to someone who may be able to help them in their quest to uncover the secrets of the "Book."

* Blood & Justice: Nocturne by Night - Launched September 6th - Can be found at https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/mobius-worlds/nocturne-by-night

BLOOD & JUSTICE is a setting of vigilante action, where the Punisher would feel right at home. It's a place where Cloak and Dagger would fight crime in the alleys while Venom and Witchblade battle it out on the rooftops. It's a place for anti-heroes writ large, where violence and gunplay meet detective work and investigations.

Blood & Justice: Welcome to Nocturne introduced us to the city of Nocturne, an Iron Age Superhero setting with a grim reality.

Now, Nocturne by Night expands upon the darker side of the world. It contains 62 new villains, advice for GMs on running a gritty Iron Age setting, and even what to do when your heroes take that final step and become villains themselves.

Quest Success! We're Funded!
over 3 years ago – Tue, Sep 13, 2022 at 02:46:08 AM

Greetings Adventurers!

The slime green gelatinous cube has been defeated, and so soon! You all made quick work of this, and I'm so grateful! Now we can rest on our laurels, go back to our favorite tavern, have a pint, and wash the gooey remnants from our weapons and armor.

 But wait! 

Did you hear that? A telltale splat of something gelatinous echoes faintly deeper within the dungeon. You're work here might not be done after all! You gather your weapons, steel your resolve, and set forth once again. As you round the corner, you see something distorting your view of the hallway ahead of you. You think perhaps it is some kind of magical wall of force blocking your way...  until it begins to move towards you.

It's Stretch Goal time! Roll for Initiative!

Thank you so much to everyone who's made this project a success so far! We've made it! It's really happening! And it's all thanks to you. Now, we can switch our focus to stretch goals. I will be adding more colors and scents at $500 intervals. This will allow me to make sure I can get the necessary reagents (fragrance oils and fun new colorants) to bring these to life! 


The first one to unlock is what I'm calling the Classic Cube. It will be a translucent, crystal blue, scented with a blend of ripe blueberry, fresh thyme, and bergamot with hints of vanilla and creeping vines. Check out the picture of my test batch below!

The Classic Cube

I'm looking forward to bringing you more exciting and unique colors and fragrance combinations as we reach more stretch goals! If you are ordering more than one cube, you will have the option to choose multiple colors. You can update your pledge at anytime to add some more cubes so that you can collect the full set of color/scent options!


Don't forget to check out the add ons and pick out a few extra goodies for yourself and to give as gifts to the nerds or gamers or GMs in your life. 


Keep sharing and spreading the word and soon we'll have enough gelatinous cubes to cover the world!


I'm honored and humble to have your support for my small, nerdy business. Happy gaming!


~Cassi

Getting Closer!
over 3 years ago – Thu, Sep 08, 2022 at 11:26:49 AM

Woohoo! 

We're over 75% funded! I'm so excited to see how well we're doing. Thank you all for backing this project. I'm looking forward to reaching 100% and beyond! 

Cassi 

Did Someone Say Add Ons?!
over 3 years ago – Wed, Sep 07, 2022 at 02:31:37 PM

Greetings friends and adventurers!

Great news, everyone! I wanted to provide the same kind of convention experience that you would receive visiting my table, so I've updated the offerings to include several Add On options. Now you can update your pledge to include the following items:

  •  One More Gelatinous Cube - For those who wanted one of each size Gelatinous Cube Jelly Soap, you now have the option to add on either the Regulation Sized cube ($20) or the Dire Sized cube ($30) to your current pledge.
  •  Edana's Alchemical Mystery Packages - Three (3) specially curated sample bars of soap sent through the multiverse from our fantasy Alchemist, Edana Volmaera. The package also includes four (4) small stories that tell us more about her world and the extraordinary reagents she's discovered in her travels. These packages are normally convention exclusives, but we're bringing the con to you here on Kickstarter!
  •  Prevent Disease Potions - These pocket sized hand sanitizers will surely help any adventurer as they venture forth into the world seeking fortune and renown! Prevent Disease Potions are normally convention exclusives, but we want you to have a chance to include them in your pledge too!
  •  Smell Like Your D&D Character Soap Sets - Your favorite Tabletop RPG character is at the end of their journey. You've defeated the BBEG and you're back at your favorite tavern ready to celebrate and finally have that well deserved bath you've missed out on for the past few weeks (or months!). Once they've cleaned the grime and gore away, what do you want your character to smell like? Wonder no more! This is a customizable, 3 soap set where you choose your character's Alignment, Race, and Class. We box them together in a gift box, personalized further with your character's name written in calligraphy! Normally $25, we are offering these sets at a Kickstarter Exclusive Price of $20 for the duration of the campaign!
  •  Liquid Soap Potions - For those who prefer liquid soaps rather than bar soaps, we have options for you too! These potions are what every RPG lover needs in their shower! Handmade from start to finish, these liquid soaps are a great way to start your next adventure, or relax after a successful boss fight. Choose from scents inspired by RPG potions including Health, Mana, Haste, Restoration, and Barkskin. Normally $15, we are offering our liquid soaps at a Kickstarter Exclusive Price of $12 for the duration of the campaign! 

All items will ship with the Gelatinous Cubes. The timetable for delivery of all items is not expected to change, since I have stock of all items and will plan additional production according to the number of add ons ordered. They will be bundled together to ensure the lowest shipping price possible instead of charging shipping for each individual item. 

We've reached 70% of our goal in just 7 days! Thank you all so very much for your support. It means so much to me that you chose to back my project. I strive to find new and creative ways to share my love of roleplaying games and give back to my community. I hope these additional offerings inspire your creativity and love for your favorite characters and roleplaying games. 


Happy gaming! 

~Cassi

50%
over 3 years ago – Thu, Sep 01, 2022 at 05:53:51 PM

We're already at the halfway mark! 

Pat yourselves on the back, because it was all you. 

I'm repeating myself, but thank you thank you thank you thank you! You are ALL amazing and talented and beautiful individuals, we could not do this without you!

Consider picking up a few extra gelatinous cubes to give as gifts to the nerds or gamers or GMs in your life. 

Keep sharing and spreading the word and soon we'll have enough gelatinous cubes to cover the world!