Gelatinous Cube soaps are handmade vegan jelly soaps that jiggle just like the classic RPG monster and hold sets of dice.
Latest Updates from Our Project:
$8000 and Beyond!
over 3 years ago
– Tue, Sep 27, 2022 at 01:44:49 PM
Wow! $8000! You are some go getting adventurers!
Let me break character for a second. No jellies to fight, no twists and turns in the dungeon crawl. Just me, your friendly neighborhood alchemist. I don't think I can express how much getting this far means to me. I hoped to meet my goal, and tried my best not to have any lofty expectations. I thought 4 extra variations would be all that I needed to plan for, and honestly didn't expect to hit all of them. Now here we are, past $8000 thanks to all of you. I am so grateful for the opportunity to bring this idea to reality.
I will be working over the next few days to come up with a unique and fun fragrance blend for the silver 'Gray Ooze' cube. Once I have it down I'll make sure to update you all here. I'm also prepping for Hurricane Ian, which will most likely pass over my area Thursday or Friday, so it might be after the Kickstarter is complete before I can give you a finalized idea of what to expect for that offering.
I also have a thought for a $10,000 stretch goal. I'm still working out the details, but I think I would like to include one last color/scent variation. A Golden Cube, as bright and shiny as the coin of the realm, freshly minted. Maybe we'll get there, maybe we won't. But one thing I do know is that we'll do it together!
Thank you so much for your support. None of this would be possible without you!
Cassi
The Psionic Jelly has be rended into a puddle!
over 3 years ago
– Tue, Sep 27, 2022 at 07:06:37 AM
And in record time, too!
But... the silence rings out for a moment as you catch your breath, wipe the grime from your weapon and the sweat out of your eyes.
Something glimmers in the distance, a pile of treasure? You move closer and realize just how terribly wrong you were. It's not over.
It's a grey ooze!
(Yeah, we don't have a test batch or a scent for this one yet! But you'll unlock a silver gelatinous cube when we reach $8,000)
The Blood Ooze is Defeated!
over 3 years ago
– Mon, Sep 26, 2022 at 10:19:09 AM
We did it, adventurers! The last remnants of the Blood Ooze trickle away through the cracks in the dungeon floor. Now it's time to gather your treasures, your gold, your gear, and head back to your favorite tavern to cele-
Woah... What is that? It's so... shiny. The violet, metallic shimmer has an almost hypnotic effect, calling to you, urging you closer to investigate. You know that you should be wary and cautious. This is a dungeon after all. But a sense of calm pushes your doubts aside, and crushes your concern as you reach out to touch it....
Roll a Wisdom Save to avoid falling victim to Psionic Jelly!
Psionic Jelly
The Psionic Jelly is scented with a deceptively relaxing blend of fresh picked lavender and smooth vanilla bean evoking hints of forbidden secrets just out of reach.
Guard your mind against it's psychic whispers, and ready yourself to take on the next gelatinous cube!
The Psionic Jelly is unlocked at $7000.
The Black Pudding has been Demolished!
over 3 years ago
– Thu, Sep 22, 2022 at 10:01:15 AM
Time to celebrate, valiant voyagers. You've successfully demolished the black pudding and all her pals.
But wait, what's that scent on the air?
A Blood Ooze! (final color will be darker/more opaque)
Scent: A blend of firey candied cinnamon poured over amber resin, earthed down with sandalwood bark and cedar driftwood.
Make sure your staff and spells are at the ready as they round the corner and wipe the blood from your face to see clearly.
The Blood Ooze is unlocked at $6,500.
Did you know?
over 3 years ago
– Sun, Sep 18, 2022 at 05:13:30 PM
Pure Alchemy Soaps has an etsy store!
If you can only afford the gelatinous cube jelly soap during the kickstarter, you can return later to get any of the other products on offer here. And after the kickstarter, you can return over and over again to replenish your stock of Gelatinous Cube Jelly Soaps or get more as gifts for the nerds in your life.
And if you really love Pure Alchemy Products, sign up for the mailing list here to receive emails about new products, future kickstarters or which conventions Cassi will be attending.
Only 10 days left, lets rally the forces and charge the remaining Jellies so we can unlock all the additional colors and scents.